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[fuckingtragedy]

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[fuckingtragedy]

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That DOES seem to be the implication, doesn't it?

[vampitch]

It does.

[ he sinks down low in his chair. it's baz, so of course he sounds very composed-- but if simon could see him now, he'd know that he's succeeding at slamming his buttons. repeatedly. ]

But I don't want implications. I want you to tell me.

[fuckingtragedy]

Do you need an invitation for this too?

Baz, I cordially invite you to put your cock in my mouth.

[vampitch]

[ well. that was great while it lasted. in one fell swoop, simon snow has unpressed any button he ever fumbled his way into pressing. ]

Great chat, Snow. Suppose I'll try putting it on a billboard next time, maybe that'll get the point across.

[fuckingtragedy]

wait

[ Shit. What the hell was the right answer here?? ]

can I try again??

[vampitch]

[ a long delay as baz stares at his phone, thumbs hovering over the keyboard. he'd never tell simon not to try-- that's what he asks for from him. just trying. ]

You don't have to. If... you don't want to.

[ if he doesn't want this. ]

But you can.

[fuckingtragedy]

No Baz, I VERY MUCH want to get you off

I think I might just be crap at this sexting thing

Or maybe just romance in general?

[vampitch]

Ikea trips are romantic to me. I'm not asking for sonnets, really.

[ baz knows simon is garbage with poetry, anyway. he sat through magic words class with him often enough to see first-hand.

and he really doesn't need sonnets. simon could kiss the back of his hand and it would have baz swooning for days. he's pathetic. ]

Like I said, we don't have to. But I think you're thinking too much about it. Or-- more accurately, doing the thing you do where you're worried you'll think too much about it so you don't think about it at all.

[fuckingtragedy]

That's painfully accurate and I resent you for calling me out on it

But I do want to get you off. The look on your face is just...

I could probably think of times you looked better, but it's difficult