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FOR FLAMMABLEPITCH

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Promise or threat, as you will

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Saying you're going to fuck the hell out of me is always a promise, Snow.

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Always? No exceptions whatsoever?

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I can't think of one. Maybe if one of us is horribly sick.

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The fact that that's a "maybe" instead of a firm "no"...

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If you're sick that's a no. If I'm sick I doubt you'd want to have sex.

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No I suppose I'd be too busy shoving chicken soup down your throat

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And I'd be too busy fretting over you like a mother hen.

Crowley, we're pathetic. I love it.

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Rather be pathetic for you than anyone else

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Please be pathetic for only me.

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Only for you, only forever

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Crowley, you're romantic. I love it. I love you.

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That counts as romance now?

I love you too

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To me it does.

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You have terribly low standards, love

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My standards are impeccable and insanely high. Which is why I fell for you.

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Unfortunately for you, you're stuck with me

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Fortunately.

FOR VAMPITCH

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when is it NOT goblins??

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When it's vampires, or trolls, or paindeer, or whatever else you've stuck your sword into over the years...

Is Bunce with you?

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been told I've gotten quite good at sticking things in vampires lately

No Penny's not here

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[ baz may be in love with simon, but he right now he does not like him. ]

If that turns into the last text message you send me before you bleed out, I swear, I will bring you back just to kill you myself.

Where are you?

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home and good news, I have found the source of the blood and it is definitely not mine!

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[ oh thank magic. baz buries his face in a hand, exhaling in relief.

sure, simon getting into a fight and not knowing where the blood came from is a little different than, say, coming back from fighting the humdrum with all his pores bleeding. but baz still worries. maybe twice as much, now, as if to make up for before. simon could return in a torn-up heap during their school days, and as much as baz stressed about it, he couldn't actually do anything. he hated simon, after all. for all that simon knew. ]

Then I feel less bad for the scolding I'm going to give you. I'm coming over.

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now now, no need for scolding. I told you, it's not mine

[ not arguing about baz coming over though. ]

bring your wand. Both of them 😉